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Impertinent Poems

A Pre-Impertinence:
Anticipating the intelligent critic of "Impertinent Poems," it may well be remarked that the chief impertinence is in calling them poems. Be that as it may, the editors and publishers of "The Saturday Evening Post," "Success" and "Ainslee's," and, in a lesser degree, "Metropolitan," "Independent," "Booklovers'" and "New York Herald" share with the author the reproach of first promoting their publicity. That they are now willing to further reduce their share of the burden by dividing it with the present publishers entitles them to the thanks of the author and the gratitude of the book-buying public.
E.V.C.

Year of Publication: 1907Genres: Poetry

Running Time: 01 hour 46 minutes 53 seconds

#	Chapter Name
1	Dead Men's Dust Scotty Smith	3:03
2	In Nineteen Hundred and Now Dru Conway	2:42
3	Don't You? Scotty Smith	2:01
4	You Too tovarisch	2:58
5	The Eternal Everyday Dru Conway	1:47
6	Don't Take Your Troubles to Bed Dru Conway	1:41
7	Failure Dru Conway	1:28
8	Good Bruce Kachuk	2:42
9	Let's Be Glad We're Living Bruce Kachuk	3:07
10	Success Bruce Kachuk	3:24
11	The Grill Bruce Kachuk	2:31
12	The Vision Dru Conway	1:57
13	Blood is Red Dru Conway	2:05
14	Diagnosis Dru Conway	2:03
15	Spread Out Dru Conway	1:51
16	The Dilettant Dru Conway	2:09
17	The Conservative Dru Conway	1:37
18	Hush tovarisch	1:53
19	The Island tovarisch	3:00
20	Humbler Heroes Scotty Smith	1:46
21	Conscience Pianissimo Bruce Kachuk	2:35
22	The World Runs On Larry Wilson	2:00
23	Pass Bruce Kachuk	1:45
24	Publicity Bruce Kachuk	2:05
25	Move Bruce Kachuk	2:49
26	Get Next Bruce Kachuk	2:33
27	Are You You? tovarisch	1:26
28	The Price Larry Wilson	1:28
29	The Bubble-Flies BettyB	2:08
30	Qualified BettyB	1:37
31	What Are You Doing? BettyB	1:09
32	The First Person Singular BettyB	2:05
33	The Choice foursight	1:38
34	The Saving Clause Larry Wilson	1:47
35	Between Two Thieves Larry Wilson	2:31
36	The Spectator Larry Wilson	1:43
37	The Squealer Bruce Kachuk	2:02
38	Distance and Disenchantment Bruce Kachuk	2:16
39	Family Resemblance Bruce Kachuk	2:27
40	Need Bruce Kachuk	2:20
41	Better Bruce Kachuk	1:36
42	Forget What the Other Man Hath Dru Conway	1:33
43	The Whet Bruce Kachuk	1:28
44	What Sort Are You? tovarisch	2:41
45	The Critics Kathleen Moore	1:21
46	Plug Kathleen Moore	2:10
47	Familiarity Breeds Contempt Kathleen Moore	1:44
48	A Song of Rest Kathleen Moore	1:39
49	Desire tovarisch	2:12
50	There Is, Oh, So Much Dru Conway	2:44
51	How Did You Die? Larry Wilson	1:36