Audiobook

Excuse Me! (Dramatic Reading)

What happens when a mix of lovers get stuck together on a coast-to-coast train? Mainly hilarity. There is every kind of couple imaginable. One serviceman and his bride-to-be are trying desperately to get married but can't find a clergyman to perform the rites. They don't know that right in their midst is a preacher disguised as a man of the world so he and his wife can enjoy a carefree vacation. Then there is a drunk mourning his separation from the wife who just happens to be on the same train. There is even a confirmed bachelor who discovers that a confirmed spinster is his long-lost love from years ago. How these lives intertwine makes up the plot of this rollicking comedy. The piece contains racial slurs, which, although acceptable in the time and place of the story's setting, may offend modern listeners. (Summary by Bill Boerst)

Cast List:
Narrator, Portland Porter, Hudson, Shaw, Man, Voice One, Supposed Preacher, Fireman, Baumann, Waiter, Robber 2: Bill Boerst
Marjorie: Amanda Friday
Mallory: Larry Wilson
Cab Driver, Stranger: tiwo007
Clergyman, Charlie: David Olson
Porter, Gambler: cobbdb
Wedgewood: Greenman66
Ira: Nick Bulka
Conductor: Marty
Transfer Agent, Mrs Temple, Voice Two, Train Boy: TriciaG
Anne: Availle
Mrs Wellington: Shauna Kennett
Jimmie: Michele Eaton
Dr Temple: Brett W Downey
Mrs Fosdick: Micky
Fosdick. Robber 1: Zames Curran
Mrs Whitcomb: Beth Thomas
Man in Overalls: Arnaldo Machado
Ashton: ToddHW
Mrs Deacon: Victoria P
Kitty: Woolly Bee

Editor: Michele Eaton
Proof-Listeners: Bill Boerst & Michele Eaton

Year of Publication: 1911Genres: Dramatic Readings , Humorous Fiction

Running Time: 06 hours 27 minutes 13 seconds

#	Chapter Name
1	01 - The Wreck of the Taxicab Bill Boerst	8:22
2	02 - The Early Birds and the Worm Bill Boerst	12:21
3	03 - In Darkest Chicago TriciaG	12:21
4	04 - A Mouse and a Mountain Availle	16:57
5	05 - A Queen Among Women Availle	7:23
6	06 - A Conspiracy in Satin Bill Boerst	9:36
7	07 - The Masked Minister TriciaG	5:50
8	08 - A Mixed Pickle Bill Boerst	12:40
9	09 - All Aboard! TriciaG	12:01
10	10 - Excess Baggage TriciaG	5:42
11	11 - A Chance Rencounter Availle	4:24
12	12 - The Needle in the Haystack TriciaG	8:31
13	13 - Hostilities Begin Bill Boerst	4:40
14	14 - The Dormitory on Wheels Bill Boerst	4:40
15	15 - A Premature Divorce Bill Boerst	11:22
16	16 - Good Night, All! Bill Boerst	8:36
17	17 - Last Call for Breakfast Bill Boerst	7:43
18	18 - In the Composite Car TriciaG	14:08
19	19 - Foiled! Bill Boerst	3:37
20	20 - Foiled Again Bill Boerst	6:12
21	21 - Matrimony To and Fro TriciaG	11:12
22	22 - In the Smoking Room Brett W. Downey	9:55
23	23 - Through a Tunnel TriciaG	11:49
24	24 - The Train Butcher TriciaG	8:30
25	25 - The Train Wrecker TriciaG	6:53
26	26 - Delilah and the Conductor Bill Boerst	6:24
27	27 - The Dog-on Dog Again Brett W. Downey	15:25
28	28 - The Woman-Hater's Relapse Brett W. Downey	12:38
29	29 - Jealousy Comes Aboard Brett W. Downey	11:35
30	30 - A Wedding on Wheels TriciaG	6:19
31	31 - Foiled Yet Again Bill Boerst	7:33
32	32 - The Empty Berth TriciaG	4:37
33	33 - Fresh Trouble Daily TriciaG	19:03
34	34 - The Complete Divorce TriciaG	17:12
35	35 - Mr. and Mrs. Little Jimmie TriciaG	8:26
36	36 - A Duel for a Bracelet Bill Boerst	6:01
37	37 - Down Brakes! TriciaG	8:38
38	38 - Hands Up! Brett W. Downey	14:55
39	39 - Wolves in the Fold Brett W. Downey	10:41
40	40 - A Hero in Spite of Himself TriciaG	5:17
41	41 - Clickety-Clickety-Clickety TriciaG	7:04