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Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor

"What this country needs, aside from a new Indian policy and a style of poison for children which will be liable to kill rats if they eat it by accident, is a Railway Guide which will be just as good two years ago as it was next spring—a Railway Guide, if you please, which shall not be cursed by a plethora of facts, or poisoned with information—a Railway Guide that shall be rich with doubts and lighted up with miserable apprehensions. In other Railway Guides, pleasing fancy, poesy and literary beauty, have been throttled at the very threshold of success, by a wild incontinence of facts, figures, asterisks and references to meal stations. For this reason a guide has been built at our own shops and on a new plan. It is the literary piece de resistance of the age in which we live. It will not permit information to creep in and mar the reader's enjoyment of the scenery. It contains no railroad map which is grossly inaccurate. It has no time-table in it which has outlived its uselessness. It does not prohibit passengers from riding on the platform while the cars are in motion. It permits every one to do just as he pleases and rather encourages him in taking that course." - Bill Nye

Year of Publication: 1905Genres: Humorous Fiction

Running Time: 04 hours 49 minutes 35 seconds

#	Chapter Name
1	Biographical DrPGould	6:43
2	Why it was done Stu Hollowell	4:16
3	Where He First Met His Parents Stu Hollowell	4:48
4	Never Talk Back RecordingPerson	0:59
5	The Gruesome Ballad of Mr. Squincher RecordingPerson	1:22
6	Anecdotes of Jay Gould Tom Penn	9:17
7	A Fall Crick View of the Earthquake Cyndy	2:07
8	August Sean McElrath	1:15
9	Julius Caesar in Town Michael Fassio	8:32
10	His First Womern Tom Penn	1:26
11	This Man Jones Stacy Simon	3:17
12	How to Hunt the Fox Kate Follis	13:56
13	The Boy Friend Kate Follis	1:45
14	A Letter of Acceptance DrPGould	11:46
15	In the Afternoon RecordingPerson	1:21
16	The Rise and Fall of William Johnson Tom Penn	11:27
17	From Delphi to Camden Stacy Simon	2:28
18	The Grammatical Boy DrPGould	5:45
19	Craqueodoom RecordingPerson	1:16
20	The Chemist of the Carolinas Kate Follis	9:40
21	His Crazy-Bone Stacy Simon	0:53
22	Prying Open the Future DrPGould	8:00
23	Mr. Silberberg Annyiee Hill	2:38
24	Spirits at Home Annyiee Hill	2:46
25	Healthy but out of the Race DrPGould	7:53
26	Lines DrPGould	1:18
27	Me and Mary Cyndy	2:23
28	Niagara Falls from the Nye Side Jason in Panama	10:05
29	'Curly Locks!' Jason in Panama	1:49
30	Lines on Turning Over a Pass Jason in Panama	6:20
31	That Night Jason in Panama	1:30
32	The Truth about Methuselah Jason in Panama	7:48
33	A Black Hills Episode Jason in Panama	1:41
34	The Rossville Lecture Course DrPGould	3:04
35	The Tar-heel Cow April6090	6:43
36	A Character Sean McElrath	2:41
37	The Diary of Darius T. Skinner DrPGould	4:59
38	The Man in the Moon RecordingPerson	1:23
39	His Christmas Sled tovarisch	2:01
40	Her Tired Hands DrPGould	9:55
41	Ezra House brianna	4:28
42	'Oh, Wilhelmina, Come Back!' Annyiee Hill	5:21
43	A Hint of Spring tovarisch	1:43
44	A Treat Ode RecordingPerson	1:13
45	'Our Wife' DrPGould	7:20
46	My Bachelor Chum RecordingPerson	1:41
47	The Philanthropical Jay tovarisch	12:50
48	'A Brave Refrain' DrPGould	1:38
49	A Blasted Snore April6090	6:32
50	Good-bye er Howdy-do RecordingPerson	1:10
51	Society Gurgs From Sandy Mush Annyiee Hill	7:10
52	While Cigarettes to Ashes Turn RecordingPerson	1:49
53	Says He DrPGould	1:22
54	Where the Roads Are Engaged in Forking tovarisch	8:15
55	McFeeters' Fourth brianna	3:58
56	In a Box RecordingPerson	1:03
57	Seeking to Set the Public Right DrPGould	4:51
58	A Dose't of Blues Tom Penn	2:16
59	Wanted, a Fox cathicol	5:13
60	Sutters Claim Tom Penn	1:49
61	Seeking to Be Identified tovarisch	15:56
62	The Old Cider Mill tovarisch	2:41