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"The range of subjects treated in this book is wonderful, even to me. It is a library of universal knowledge, and the facts contained in it are different from any other facts now in use. I have carefully guarded, all the way through, against using hackneyed and moth-eaten facts. As a result, I am able to come before the people with a set of new and attractive statements, so fresh and so crisp that an unkind word would wither them in a moment." - Summary by The Author

Year of Publication: 1887Genres: Humorous Fiction , Satire

Running Time: 16 hours 16 minutes 05 seconds

#	Chapter Name
1	Directions peac	3:34
2	My School Days - Recollections of Noah Webster peac	8:09
3	To Her Majesty - Habits of a Literary Man peac	10:22
4	A Father's Letter - Archimedes peac	6:56
5	To the President-Elect - Anatomy peac	7:44
6	Mr. Sweeney's Cat - The Heyday of Life peac	9:08
7	They Fell - Second Letter to the President peac	9:33
8	Milling in Pompeii - Broncho Sam peac	10:00
9	How Evolution Evolves - Hours With Great Men peac	10:29
10	Concerning Coroners - Down East Rum peac	10:12
11	Railway Etiquette - B. Franklin, Deceased peac	9:50
12	Life Insurance as a Health Restorer - The Opium Habit peac	6:18
13	More Paternal Correspondence - Twombley's Tale peac	12:05
14	On Cyclones - The Arabian Language peac	8:11
15	Verona - A Great Upheaval peac	11:55
16	The Weeping Woman - The Crops peac	11:38
17	Literary Freaks - A Father's Advice to His Son peac	9:28
18	Eccentricity in Lunch - Insomnia in Domestic Animals peac	10:04
19	Along Lake Superior - I Tried Milling peac	12:04
20	Our Forefathers - In Acknowledgement peac	11:46
21	Preventing a Scandal - About Portraits peac	10:20
22	The Old South - Knights of the Pen peac	10:29
23	The Wild Cow -Spinal Meningitis peac	7:30
24	Skimming the Milky Way - A Thrilling Experience peac	19:04
25	Catching a Buffalo - John Adams peac	11:57
26	The Wail Of A Wife - Bunker Hill peac	11:24
27	A Lumber Camp - My Lecture Abroad peac	8:43
28	The Miner at Home - An Operatic Entertainment peac	10:25
29	Dogs and Dog Days - Christopher Columbus peac	10:25
30	Accepting the Laramie Postoffice - A Journalistic Tenderfoot peac	7:01
31	The Amateur Carpenter - The Average Hen peac	8:40
32	Woodtick William's Story - In Washington peac	10:21
33	My Experience as an Agriculturist - A New Autograph Album peac	10:21
34	A Resign - My Mine peac	9:53
35	Mush and Melody - The Blase Young Man peac	8:56
36	History of Babylon - Lovely Horrors peac	12:09
37	The Bite of a Mad Dog - Arnold Winkelreid peac	7:37
38	Murray and the Mormons - About Geology peac	10:36
39	A Wallula Night - Flying Machines peac	11:05
40	Asking for a Pass - Words About Washington peac	10:04
41	The Board of Trade - The Cow-Boy peac	8:58
42	Stirring Incidents at a Fire - The Little Barefoot Boy peac	10:59
43	Favored a Higher Fine - I Spy. peac	8:05
44	Mark Anthony - Man Overbored peac	10:52
45	Done It A-Purpose.- Picnic Incidents peac	13:13
46	Nero - Squaw Jim peac	10:31
47	Squaw Jim's Religion - One Kind of Fool peac	7:01
48	John Adams' Diary - John Adams' Diary. (No. 2.) peac	10:13
49	John Adams' Diary (No. 3.) - Heap Brain. peac	8:50
50	The Approaching Humorist - What We Eat peac	9:29
51	Care of House Plants - A Peaceable Man. peac	8:36
52	Biography of Spartacus - Concerning Book Publishing. DJRickyV	11:10
53	A Calm. - The Story of a Struggler. DJRickyV	15:35
54	The Old Subscriber. - My Dog. DJRickyV	19:52
55	A Picturesque Picnic. - Taxidermy. DJRickyV	13:18
56	The Ways of Doctors.- Absent Minded. realisticspeakers	8:12
57	Woman's Wonderful Influence. - Causes for Thanksgiving. realisticspeakers	12:18
58	Farming in Maine. - Doosedly Dilatory. Kalynda	11:50
59	Every Man His Own Paper Hanger. - Sixty Minutes in America. Deon Gines	11:33
60	Rev. Mr. Hallelujah's Hoss. - Somnambulism and Crime. Phillip Moyer	8:05
61	Modern Architecture. - Letter to a Communist. realisticspeakers	10:30
62	The Warrior's Oration. - The Holy Terror. mbm0rxi	8:12
63	Boston Common and Environs. - Drunk in a Plug Hat. Diana Schmidt	11:48
64	Spring. - The Duke of Rawhide. mbm0rxi	6:31
65	Etiquette at Hotels. - Fifteen Years Apart. BettyB	10:48
66	Dessicated Mule. - Time's Changes. Bruce Kachuk	8:55
67	Letter From New York. - Crowns and Crowned Heads. Bruce Kachuk	7:53
68	My Physician. - All About Oratory. mbm0rxi	9:41
69	Strabusmus and Justice. - A Spencerian Ass. mbm0rxi	7:26
70	Anecdotes of Justice. - The Chinese God. realisticspeakers	10:17
71	A Great Spiritualist. - General Sheridan's Horse. mbm0rxi	8:02
72	A Circular. - The Photograph Habit. mbm0rxi	9:27
73	Rosalinde. - The Church Debt. Bruce Kachuk	7:49
74	A Collection of Keys. - Extracts from a Queen's Diary. Kalynda	7:49
75	Shorts. - We. Diana Schmidt	6:49
76	A Mountain Snowstorm. - Lost Money. Bruce Kachuk	10:17
77	Dr. Dizart's Dog. - Chinese Justice. mbm0rxi	8:06
78	Answers to Correspondents. - Great Sacrifice of Bric-a-brac. mbm0rxi	12:23
79	A Convention. - Come Back. jinney	8:12
80	A New Play. - The Silver Dollar. jinney	11:08
81	Polygamy as a Religious Duty. - The Newspaper. Zecru	18:21
82	Wrestling with the Mazy. - Anecdotes of the Stage. Linda Johnson	9:43
83	George the Third. - The Cell Nest. Kalynda	9:41
84	Parental Advice. - Early Day Justice. Kalynda	9:30
85	The Indian Orator. - You Heah Me, Sah! Linda Johnson	8:55
86	Plato. - The Expensive Word. realisticspeakers	10:15
87	Petticoats at the Polls. - The Sedentary Hen. Kalynda	9:31
88	A Bright Future for Pugilism. - The Snake Indian. Linda Johnson	11:57
89	Roller Skating. - No More Frontier. Linda Johnson	9:25
90	A Letter of Regrets. - Venice. SK	10:08
91	She Kind of Coaxed Him. - Answering an Invitation. realisticspeakers	15:47
92	Street Cars and Curiosities. -The Poor Blind Pig. realisticspeakers	13:32
93	Daniel Webster. - Two Ways of Telling It. realisticspeakers	11:14
94	All About Menials. - A Powerful Speech. realisticspeakers	9:25
95	A Goat in a Frame. - To a Married Man. realisticspeakers	9:22
96	To an Embryo Poet. - Eccentricities of Genius. realisticspeakers	12:10