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"The range of subjects treated in this book is wonderful, even to me. It is a library of universal knowledge, and the facts contained in it are different from any other facts now in use. I have carefully guarded, all the way through, against using hackneyed and moth-eaten facts. As a result, I am able to come before the people with a set of new and attractive statements, so fresh and so crisp that an unkind word would wither them in a moment." - Summary by The Author

Year of Publication: 1887Genres: Humorous Fiction , Satire

Running Time: 16 hours 16 minutes 05 seconds

#	Chapter Name
	Directions peac	3:34
	My School Days - Recollections of Noah Webster peac	8:09
	To Her Majesty - Habits of a Literary Man peac	10:22
	A Father's Letter - Archimedes peac	6:56
	To the President-Elect - Anatomy peac	7:44
	Mr. Sweeney's Cat - The Heyday of Life peac	9:08
	They Fell - Second Letter to the President peac	9:33
	Milling in Pompeii - Broncho Sam peac	10:00
	How Evolution Evolves - Hours With Great Men peac	10:29
	Concerning Coroners - Down East Rum peac	10:12
	Railway Etiquette - B. Franklin, Deceased peac	9:50
	Life Insurance as a Health Restorer - The Opium Habit peac	6:18
	More Paternal Correspondence - Twombley's Tale peac	12:05
	On Cyclones - The Arabian Language peac	8:11
	Verona - A Great Upheaval peac	11:55
	The Weeping Woman - The Crops peac	11:38
	Literary Freaks - A Father's Advice to His Son peac	9:28
	Eccentricity in Lunch - Insomnia in Domestic Animals peac	10:04
	Along Lake Superior - I Tried Milling peac	12:04
	Our Forefathers - In Acknowledgement peac	11:46
	Preventing a Scandal - About Portraits peac	10:20
	The Old South - Knights of the Pen peac	10:29
	The Wild Cow -Spinal Meningitis peac	7:30
	Skimming the Milky Way - A Thrilling Experience peac	19:04
	Catching a Buffalo - John Adams peac	11:57
	The Wail Of A Wife - Bunker Hill peac	11:24
	A Lumber Camp - My Lecture Abroad peac	8:43
	The Miner at Home - An Operatic Entertainment peac	10:25
	Dogs and Dog Days - Christopher Columbus peac	10:25
	Accepting the Laramie Postoffice - A Journalistic Tenderfoot peac	7:01
	The Amateur Carpenter - The Average Hen peac	8:40
	Woodtick William's Story - In Washington peac	10:21
	My Experience as an Agriculturist - A New Autograph Album peac	10:21
	A Resign - My Mine peac	9:53
	Mush and Melody - The Blase Young Man peac	8:56
	History of Babylon - Lovely Horrors peac	12:09
	The Bite of a Mad Dog - Arnold Winkelreid peac	7:37
	Murray and the Mormons - About Geology peac	10:36
	A Wallula Night - Flying Machines peac	11:05
	Asking for a Pass - Words About Washington peac	10:04
	The Board of Trade - The Cow-Boy peac	8:58
	Stirring Incidents at a Fire - The Little Barefoot Boy peac	10:59
	Favored a Higher Fine - I Spy. peac	8:05
	Mark Anthony - Man Overbored peac	10:52
	Done It A-Purpose.- Picnic Incidents peac	13:13
	Nero - Squaw Jim peac	10:31
	Squaw Jim's Religion - One Kind of Fool peac	7:01
	John Adams' Diary - John Adams' Diary. (No. 2.) peac	10:13
	John Adams' Diary (No. 3.) - Heap Brain. peac	8:50
	The Approaching Humorist - What We Eat peac	9:29
	Care of House Plants - A Peaceable Man. peac	8:36
	Biography of Spartacus - Concerning Book Publishing. DJRickyV	11:10
	A Calm. - The Story of a Struggler. DJRickyV	15:35
	The Old Subscriber. - My Dog. DJRickyV	19:52
	A Picturesque Picnic. - Taxidermy. DJRickyV	13:18
	The Ways of Doctors.- Absent Minded. realisticspeakers	8:12
	Woman's Wonderful Influence. - Causes for Thanksgiving. realisticspeakers	12:18
	Farming in Maine. - Doosedly Dilatory. Kalynda	11:50
	Every Man His Own Paper Hanger. - Sixty Minutes in America. Deon Gines	11:33
	Rev. Mr. Hallelujah's Hoss. - Somnambulism and Crime. Phillip Moyer	8:05
	Modern Architecture. - Letter to a Communist. realisticspeakers	10:30
	The Warrior's Oration. - The Holy Terror. mbm0rxi	8:12
	Boston Common and Environs. - Drunk in a Plug Hat. Diana Schmidt	11:48
	Spring. - The Duke of Rawhide. mbm0rxi	6:31
	Etiquette at Hotels. - Fifteen Years Apart. BettyB	10:48
	Dessicated Mule. - Time's Changes. Bruce Kachuk	8:55
	Letter From New York. - Crowns and Crowned Heads. Bruce Kachuk	7:53
	My Physician. - All About Oratory. mbm0rxi	9:41
	Strabusmus and Justice. - A Spencerian Ass. mbm0rxi	7:26
	Anecdotes of Justice. - The Chinese God. realisticspeakers	10:17
	A Great Spiritualist. - General Sheridan's Horse. mbm0rxi	8:02
	A Circular. - The Photograph Habit. mbm0rxi	9:27
	Rosalinde. - The Church Debt. Bruce Kachuk	7:49
	A Collection of Keys. - Extracts from a Queen's Diary. Kalynda	7:49
	Shorts. - We. Diana Schmidt	6:49
	A Mountain Snowstorm. - Lost Money. Bruce Kachuk	10:17
	Dr. Dizart's Dog. - Chinese Justice. mbm0rxi	8:06
	Answers to Correspondents. - Great Sacrifice of Bric-a-brac. mbm0rxi	12:23
	A Convention. - Come Back. jinney	8:12
	A New Play. - The Silver Dollar. jinney	11:08
	Polygamy as a Religious Duty. - The Newspaper. Zecru	18:21
	Wrestling with the Mazy. - Anecdotes of the Stage. Linda Johnson	9:43
	George the Third. - The Cell Nest. Kalynda	9:41
	Parental Advice. - Early Day Justice. Kalynda	9:30
	The Indian Orator. - You Heah Me, Sah! Linda Johnson	8:55
	Plato. - The Expensive Word. realisticspeakers	10:15
	Petticoats at the Polls. - The Sedentary Hen. Kalynda	9:31
	A Bright Future for Pugilism. - The Snake Indian. Linda Johnson	11:57
	Roller Skating. - No More Frontier. Linda Johnson	9:25
	A Letter of Regrets. - Venice. SK	10:08
	She Kind of Coaxed Him. - Answering an Invitation. realisticspeakers	15:47
	Street Cars and Curiosities. -The Poor Blind Pig. realisticspeakers	13:32
	Daniel Webster. - Two Ways of Telling It. realisticspeakers	11:14
	All About Menials. - A Powerful Speech. realisticspeakers	9:25
	A Goat in a Frame. - To a Married Man. realisticspeakers	9:22
	To an Embryo Poet. - Eccentricities of Genius. realisticspeakers	12:10